Primary Source 1 - Marc and Jon
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It has been eleven years since I unhappily chronicled and compiled what are now known as the Campasano-Fuller papers. In the intervening years, I have retired from my post at Vasnell University, though I still keep abreast of the goings on in the hydronucleicorganicatomicsatanic world.

I wrongly assumed I had put that work behind me, until earlier this year, when a hard drive appeared in my mailbox. To my everlasting dismay, I learned that Campasano and Fuller not only styled themselves authors, but musicians as well. But with the pathological need to chronicle and compile (for what posterity, I will never know), I have begun the arduous task of sifting through the drivel. My findings will appear here, and may God have mercy on us all.